Helen keller 2024
The vision for a brighter America!
The Platform
A true American leader
Helen is a true American hero, has no business ties to Russia or China, and has never been to Epstein's Island either; a true rarity in the modern political arena
Is she dead? Yes, but hear us out ...
Is the fact that she's dead, deaf and blind a barrier? Yes.
Can she overcome it? I have no idea.
But if you can overcome being deaf and blind, I think being dead is a cake-walk
Get Involved
We need boots on the ground spreading our movement!
She can't do it, as she's dead. But we can be the voice, eyes and ears for Helen's historic run to the Oval!
(Side note, did she ever even own boots? Did they even have women's boots then? Fucked if we know, so, yes, boots on the ground would be lit)
What that dead blind woman, fr fr?
My ableist neighbor
Merch
Does Helen know how our merch store works? No.
She knows little of the internet, she needs no internet, she knows all, she is all.
But buy our bitchin' t shirts and other random stuff, pretend the money goes to some cause you deeply care about.
